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  • 1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
  • 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
  • 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
  • 4: What’s something you really want right now?
  • 5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 6: Do you like the beach?
  • 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
  • 8: What’s the background on your cell?
  • 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
  • 10: Do you like your phone?
  • 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
  • 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
  • 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
  • 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
  • 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
  • 16: Are you tired?
  • 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
  • 18: Are they a relative?
  • 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
  • 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
  • 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
  • 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
  • 24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
  • 25: What’s on your mind?
  • 26: Do you have any tattoos?
  • 27: What is your favorite color?
  • 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
  • 29: Who are you texting?
  • 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
  • 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
  • 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
  • 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
  • 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
  • 36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
  • 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
  • 38: What do your friends call you?
  • 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
  • 40: Have you ever cried over a text?
  • 41: Where’s your last bruise located?
  • 42: What is it from?
  • 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
  • 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
  • 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
  • 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
  • 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
  • 48: Do you make supper for your family?
  • 49: Does your bedroom have a door?
  • 50: Top 3 web-pages?
  • 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
  • 52: Does anything on your body hurt?
  • 53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
  • 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
  • 55: How is your hair?
  • 56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
  • 57: Do you think two people can last forever?
  • 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
  • 59: Green or purple grapes?
  • 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
  • 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
  • 62: When will be the next time you text someone?
  • 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
  • 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
  • 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
  • 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
  • 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  • 70: How many windows are open on your computer?
  • 71: How many fingers do you have?
  • 72: What is your ringtone?
  • 73: How old will you be in 5 months?
  • 74: Where is your Mum right now?
  • 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
  • 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
  • 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
  • 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
  • 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
  • 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
  • 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
  • 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
  • 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
  • 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
  • 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
  • 87: Who was your last received call from?
  • 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
  • 89: What is something you wish you had more of?
  • 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
  • 91: Do you sleep with your window open?
  • 92: Do you get along with girls?
  • 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
  • 94: Does sex mean love?
  • 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
  • 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
  • 97: Did you sleep alone this week?
  • 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
  • 99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

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Anonymous: 1-99 
I’ll try to give solid answers.
  • 1) Sexuality? Hetero-romantic, demisexual, male.
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Steven Wilson
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. “…sandwich on the wide stone staircase at the school’s back entrance.”
  • 4) What do you think about most? Music or Jackie
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? “Love you babe.”
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Without
  • 7) What’s your strangest talent? Pterodactyl noises.
  • 8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) Girls i’m sorry men are non-trustworthy assbutts. Boys stop raping girls and treating women like they are lesser beings.
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? A few days ago i practice guitar that way without a guitar. 
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias? Bats?
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No?
  • 13) What’s your religion? Agnostic-athiest.
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Breathing. 
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind.
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Probably Tool.
  • 17) What was the last lie you told? Idk i don’t lie usually.
  • 18) Do you believe in karma? Kinda?
  • 19) What does your URL mean? It is a reference to the Mayan underworld, Xibalba.
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? I care too much, and i care a lot.
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush? Uhh… probably Steven Wilson.
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No.
  • 23) How do you vent your anger? Music.
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything? Not really.
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video.
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become? Kinda.
  • 27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? High pitched screeching; classical instruments.
  • 28) What’s your biggest “what if”? What if i had never developed depression.
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes.
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. The wall. Also the wall.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell? Nag Champa incense.
  • 32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to? Hospital.
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? East.
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Hayley Williams.
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life? 42
  • 36) Define Art. Anything creative meant to portray something or invoke emotion.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck? No.
  • 38) What’s the weather like right now? Not too bad cooler. Cloudy.
  • 39) What time is it? 12:39
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Nope.
  • 41) What was the last book you read? George Carlin’s Braindroppings.
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yes
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames? Jefe, JC, Jamie
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw? In theatres? HTTYD2
  • 45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Either the stab wound or my two blown knees.
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes.
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now? Edging, Bob’s Burgers, CHEESECAKE.
  • 48) What’s your sexual orientation? Hetero-romantic, demisexual.
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? yes…
  • 50) Do you believe in magic? No.
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Depends on how bad it was.
  • 52) What is your astrological sign? Virgo.
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it? Depends.
  • 54) What’s the last thing you purchased? Dinner.
  • 55) Love or lust? Love.
  • 56) In a relationship? Yes and very happily so.
  • 57) How many relationships have you had? Officially? 4. Unofficially? 8
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Sometimes.
  • 59) Where were you yesterday? Home.
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Highlighter and sticky-notes.
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now? No.
  • 62) What’s your favorite animal? GIRAFFES!
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I have none.
  • 64) Where is your best friend? Probably asleep.
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(; If i were suckin’ cock i’d swallow. When i’m getting mine sucked i don’t really care honestly.
  • 66) What is your heritage? Russian, Irish, Scottish, Hungarian, African.
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? I was skyping with Jackie.
  • 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name? I’m not sure.
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Almost daily.
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Yes.
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Save the dog.
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? I’d tell Jackie and my family. Id do a ton of crazy shit. I’d have a ton of sex. I’d probably wind up killing myself.
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Love because love is built on trust so if i love someone i trust them hahaha.
  • 74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Idk.
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 3698
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? People who are genuinely interested in the other person and what they are interested in but who have enough differences that they can enjoy things on their own. Tolerance and trust.
  • 77) How can I win your heart? Mint Mentos, Dark Chocolate, Dr. Pepper, Cheesecake Bars. 
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? Oh yes.
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Going to community college.
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear? 11.5
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? He’s dead.
  • 82) What is your favorite word? Proscenium 
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Organ that pumps blood through the body?
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot? You’re important to me.
  • 85) What’s the last song you listened to? Same Old Road - Dredg
  • 86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors? Red, Black, Moss green.
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture? An Alex Grey painting.
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Mike Mansur
  • 89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? What is the one thing you tell no one.
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Shuffle them out of the room.
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? The ability it manipulate matter and make it change shape.
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? The last few numbers of Beauty And The Beast
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? depression.
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Hayley Williams
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Italy
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail? Yes
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? Yes
  • 98) Ever been on a plane? Yes
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Stop being a bunch of twats.

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just reminding everyone i have an ask box

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Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

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Wait, these are actually hella cute questions. -

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

These are really good. Drop a number or a few in my inbox :)

I like answering questions

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(Source: catscuddlingandyou, via lookafterlou1234)



I'll try to give solid answers.
  • 1) Sexuality?
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  • 7) What's your strangest talent?
  • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • 13) What's your religion?
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 36) Define Art.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • 38) What's the weather like right now?
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • 62) What's your favorite animal?
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
  • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

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Anonymous: ANSWER THEM ALL, MOTHERFUCKER (that apply to your manhood) 

HAHAHAHAH YES!

These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.
  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex for sure.
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Of course my dick, my ears, my shoulders, my back, forearm
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Nope.
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? No?
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? I like to give both.
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? Don’t have one haha.
  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? I know where to find it.
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Idk i guess it kind of depends on my mood really.
  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched? In moderation.
  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched? Not really. 
  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched? I honestly don’t know.
  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? BAHAHAHA no.
  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Yes. 
  • 14. Do you have any kinks? Mhmm.
  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Yes indeed. A bunch of things actually.
  • 16. Do you pee in the shower? It’s environmentally responsible to do so.
  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Nope.
  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower? No.
  • 19. Do you like being naked? Only with the gf.
  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? In my underwear.
  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped? Nope.
  • 22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? Played Silent Hill.
  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Nope.
  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? No.
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yeah.
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes?
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? Depends.
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Yes i’ve sent to the gf. No they’re not online.
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had? 1
  • 30. How often do you masturbate? Frequently.
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? 11ish thanks to porn.
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Laying on back.
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. I light some candles and put on some Marvin Gaye. Kidding… i just kind of do it? Idk sometimes with porn sometimes without.
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn or imagination.
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? No
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? They’re more beautiful in person. 
  • 37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? No.
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Boxer briefs.
  • 39. Do you ever go commando? Very rarely.
  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Yeah
  • 41. How big is your penis? about 7 according to the gf.
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all? to the left a little.
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower? Lefty.
  • 44. How big are your breasts? Big and hairy.
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? One is three feet long and must be tied to my leg the other is so small you cant see it.
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? It is large and dick shaped.
  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? Circumcised. Happy with the aesthetics frustrated with the job they did and the fact that i could be bigger had i not been.
  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? I’m pretty much appalled by the sight of penises.
  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? Boobs.
  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? I find the female genitals to be very pretty. 10/10 would recommend.
  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look? They’re weird but could be weirder.
  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Oh yeah.
  • 53. Do you like your butt? Nah
  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Trim the upper half and shave the balls.
  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? As long as i can find your vagina then i don’t really care.
  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? Nah i just kind of tuck my package in with my underwear.
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? Piercings on the vaginal area are cool. I couldn’t imagine getting my penis pierced.
  • 58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? Shit idk 40 seconds.
  • 59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Yes i’m a fan.
  • 60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? 46 minutes solo. Over half an hour with a partner.
  • 61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? Depends on how you define a session. Could be one or as many as three.
  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Usually cratch centric.
  • 63. Spit or swallow? I don’t care what you do.
  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Depends on the intensity of the orgasm. Usually shoot.
  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Personally i’m not a fan of being jizzed on.
  • 66. Do you “squirt?” No more than usual haha.
  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? Every guy has tried it. Very few have succeeded.
  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? What is the etc? I’ve not had the other two.
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? No.
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you? No.
  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? How near are we talking?
  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? 1.
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? None really.
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? Nope.
  • 75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? No.
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Not in the act but some are aware.
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? I have not. I’m not really into it.
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys? Yeah
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? No.
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? Probably not.
  • 81. What are your favorite positions? Standard missionary and cowgirl are good.
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? The first time probably.
  • 83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner? The entire first two years of puberty.
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? Nicked myself shaving a few times.
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? nope
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? no.
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? N/A
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? N/A
  • 89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I could use improvement but i’m pretty good.
  • 90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? Yes
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? No
  • 92. Have you have phone sex? No
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Masturbate, figure out what it feels like to wear a tampon, try to squirt, have multiple orgasms, idk.
  • 94. What’s something you like about your body? Eyes.
  • 95. What’s something you dislike about your body? General shape.
  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? Lips, eyes, then the obvious ones.
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought? Shit idk.
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? Sometimes.
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? This morning.
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked? Sometimes.

This was an interesting experience. You know too much about me now.

Those nsfw asks i just posted!? ASK ME THEM GOD DAMN IT.

please…?

These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.
  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 14. Do you have any kinks?
  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 16. Do you pee in the shower?
  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 19. Do you like being naked?
  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
  • 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 30. How often do you masturbate?
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  • 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 39. Do you ever go commando?
  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  • 41. How big is your penis?
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  • 44. How big are your breasts?
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  • 53. Do you like your butt?
  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  • 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  • 63. Spit or swallow?
  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 66. Do you "squirt?"
  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  • 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  • 81. What are your favorite positions?
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  • 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  • 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 92. Have you have phone sex?
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  • 94. What's something you like about your body?
  • 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?